Now that the Qooligan has completed his hit pieces on Mr Gianni Infantino & Fifa, preventing us from ever getting any tickets for the upcoming Club World Cup or Fifa World Cup. (Mr Infantino Gary Striker is still open to being a guest of Fifa for the upcoming tournaments) let us turn our attention to the Fifa 2024 Ballon D’Or and who will be this years player of the year.

The Nominees were recently announced and we will know on October 28th who will be this year’s homecoming king.

Our friends over at Polymarket have laid out the probability of who will be this years winners, and how to profit from the next generation of players fighting to be alpha dog.

As of the time of writing Vini Jnr is the screaming favorite, however we have a different perspective…………

Vinicius Jr

Vinicius Jr., the Brazilian winger for Real Madrid, has emerged as a strong contender for the prestigious Ballon d’Or award. His exceptional performances throughout the past season have solidified his status as one of the world’s most exciting players. With his electrifying pace, dribbling skills, and ability to create goal-scoring opportunities, Vinicius has consistently been a game-changer for Real Madrid. His impact on the team’s success, combined with his individual brilliance and having won the Champions League last season has a strong chance. Betting on him will give you a 63% return on your $, however there are stronger contenders.

Rodri

Rodri, the unsung hero of Manchester City’s midfield, has earned his place among the Ballon d’Or nominees. His consistent, understated brilliance has been a cornerstone of City’s dominance. A master of ball distribution, Rodri’s ability to dictate the tempo of games is unmatched. His defensive contributions, often overlooked, have been equally crucial. Having won the Treble the season before last, then last season winning the Premier League and Euro’s with Spain this summer, he has a strong chance of winning and will provide a 203% return on your $ if he wins.

Jude Bellingham

Jude Bellingham, the young English midfielder, has rapidly emerged as a frontrunner for the Ballon d’Or. His exceptional performances for Real Madrid and the English national team have garnered widespread acclaim. Bellingham’s ability to dictate the pace of a match, his goal-scoring prowess, and his leadership qualities make him a formidable candidate. Having won the Champions League with Real Madrid last season and getting to the finals of the Euro’s for Englang losing to Rodri’s Spain, he will deliver a 2400% return on your money if he wins.

Dani Carvajal

Dani Carvajal’s nomination for the Ballon d’Or is a testament to his exceptional performance and consistent excellence on the football field. As a right-back for Real Madrid, Carvajal has been a cornerstone of their success, demonstrating his defensive prowess, offensive contributions, and leadership qualities. His ability to seamlessly transition from defense to attack, combined with his precise crossing and impeccable timing, has made him a vital asset to his team. Carvajal’s consistent performances throughout the season, coupled with Real Madrid’s achievements, position him as a strong contender for the prestigious Ballon d’Or award. He won the Champions League and the Euro’s this past summer and will deliver a 4662% return on your $.

Erling Haaland

Erling Haaland’s meteoric rise in football has made him a formidable contender for the Ballon d’Or. His exceptional goal-scoring prowess and consistent performances have solidified his position as one of the world’s most feared strikers. Haaland’s ability to finish chances with clinical precision, combined with his physical attributes and aerial dominance, sets him apart from his peers (Excluding Roy Keane). He has scored 99 goals in 103 games and if he wins will deliver 4900% return on your degenerate $.

Lamine Yamal

Lamine Yamal, the Barcelona prodigy, has made waves in the football world, earning a nomination for the prestigious Ballon d’Or. His exceptional talent, coupled with his young age (17) will not win, however will win best young player after his incredible performances this summer for Spain in the Euro’s, however if you are feeling crazy will reward you with a 12,400% return.

Kylian Mbappe

Kylian Mbappé, the French football prodigy, has once again secured his place among the nominees for the prestigious Ballon d’Or award. His consistent brilliance and exceptional goal-scoring abilities have solidified his position as one of the world’s most coveted players, having secured his move to Real Madrid and now being a Galactico he will deliver a crazy 23,765% return on your money. Defiantly worth a punt.

Harry Kane

Harry goal machine Kane, has never won a trophy for any team he has played for however has won many individual golden boots. He has scored a crazy 53 goals in 50 games for his new club Bayern Munich and captained England the the Final of the Euro’s to miss out to Spain, 33,233% return is too good to be true.